The Government Thinks We Are Idiots

Tuesday December 1, 2009 @ 10:04 PM
The New York Times reports that Darpa, the Pentagon's research division, is conducting a 'contest' in which the winner gets $40,000. All you have to do is find the location of 10 red balloons scattered about the country.

Now I know you're thinking...'surely you must be making this up?" "No intelligent government agency would think its people are a bunch of morons?" Well you're wrong.

Instead of putting that $40,000 toward the national deficit, the government would rather make us look like a bunch of shitheads. Hey, guess what...I just inflated 10 red balloons. They're sticking out of my ass. Quick, get the government to take a picture. I'm rich. Let's face facts, the government thinks you are a greedy fool.
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By Della @ Friday December 9, 2011 @ 04:18 AM

Let\'s face facts, if you have time to go searching for 10 red balloons, you should probably just get a job.
By Jason @ Sunday December 20, 2009 @ 01:15 PM


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