Local News Sucks

Monday September 21, 2009 @ 09:11 PM
Wild party at town square tonight...BE THEREI was watching the "local" local news tonight and I have to say it's horrendous. In an attempt to only report local news, I found out that there are several primaries going on that only involve 1 candidate. (Is that really a primary?) I also learned that there are people in my town that pave roads. Well, that's good..because I thought angels come down from heaven twice a year and line the roads with tar. Then for the 'dramatic' news, I learned that local buses might not be safe for kids. Now there was no evidence to prove this. The reporter interviewed a local mom who said the bus 'sounded kind of funny'. I don't know about you, but that's all the evidence I need.
And then finally there was a short report about the President's health care plan. Let's face facts, your 'local' local news probably sucks.

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