I'm an idiot and I'm on TV
Thursday February 4, 2010 @ 09:44 PM
'I was watching the hit MTV show "Jersey Shore". What kind of asshole am I to be watching a show about assholes? I think I need to do some soul searching. Do I like watching people make Italians look like a bunch of greasy, fake buffoons? Or is it that crazy little "Snooki"? Maybe it's just that I've given up on life. I'll let you know after I'm done crying. Let's face facts, I'm an asshole for watching Jersey Shore
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Change we can believe in
Wednesday January 27, 2010 @ 10:18 PM
Let's face facts, I can't believe in this.
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Your News Flash is not a News Flash
Sunday January 24, 2010 @ 08:45 PM
I can watch the news idiot. There's nothing worse than logging on to Facebook, Twitter or one of the millions of other social networking (I have nothing else to do with my life) sites and seeing 'status updates' or 'posts' from friends that reflect events that just happened.
Example:
real life = the Jets just lost a big game
Facebook life = over 20 friends posting things like 'Man, this sucks..Jets lost" or "Jets lose, can't believe it" or "We'll get them next year...". First of all, WHO is going to get them next year? Maybe the Jets will, but you surely won't...
Then there's the comments back from other loser friends..."Don't worry, we'll be back" or "At least we put up a good fight". What are these people talking about? Why do they need to post this and pollute my homepage? Can't they call each other and fantasize that they are members of the Jets team and 'will be back next year'?
I understand the whole thing about people posting things on social networking sites that they deem 'interesting'. But when they become second-rate newscasters to report stories, I get mad and vomit in my mouth a little. Let's face facts, your news-related comment on Facebook is not really a news flash.
Example:
real life = the Jets just lost a big game
Facebook life = over 20 friends posting things like 'Man, this sucks..Jets lost" or "Jets lose, can't believe it" or "We'll get them next year...". First of all, WHO is going to get them next year? Maybe the Jets will, but you surely won't...
Then there's the comments back from other loser friends..."Don't worry, we'll be back" or "At least we put up a good fight". What are these people talking about? Why do they need to post this and pollute my homepage? Can't they call each other and fantasize that they are members of the Jets team and 'will be back next year'?
I understand the whole thing about people posting things on social networking sites that they deem 'interesting'. But when they become second-rate newscasters to report stories, I get mad and vomit in my mouth a little. Let's face facts, your news-related comment on Facebook is not really a news flash.
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I'm getting back into twitter and i'm concerned
Monday January 11, 2010 @ 09:42 PM
Tweet me Why am I doing this? I'm wasting my time writing a sub-par witty line so other people can read it. It's not really helping anyone and no one really cares. Yet for some reason I am starting to tweet again. Someone please help me. Let's face facts, there is nothing funny about this post or Twitter
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Fireplaces
Thursday January 7, 2010 @ 09:10 PM
I got one, that's great. I don't know what else to do with it. It burns stuff. Sometimes I have fun and get old bills and throw them from across the room into the burning flames. It makes me feel like I have power for 3 seconds of my day. But let's face it, the fires really don't last long.
There is little heat that comes from these things too. I mean in 1850 fireplaces were a necessity. It's how you kept warm. Today they are used at douchey cocktail parties and as a 'show off' part of the house. Your friends that you're not really friendly with likely showed you their fireplace when you first visited them. They proudly showed it off like it was the greatest thing in the world. Sadly they are lame and so are fireplaces. Although I like the yule log. Let's face facts, fireplaces were great before Wyoming became a state.
There is little heat that comes from these things too. I mean in 1850 fireplaces were a necessity. It's how you kept warm. Today they are used at douchey cocktail parties and as a 'show off' part of the house. Your friends that you're not really friendly with likely showed you their fireplace when you first visited them. They proudly showed it off like it was the greatest thing in the world. Sadly they are lame and so are fireplaces. Although I like the yule log. Let's face facts, fireplaces were great before Wyoming became a state.
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Ear Infections
Wednesday January 6, 2010 @ 08:56 PM
What's that, I can't hear you. So I've had this ear infection for a while..and there's not much I can do about it. It's annoying and I can't hear anyone. But then again, do I really want to hear anyone? Throughout the day, there are probably 3 people max that I really want to listen to...although I do miss hearing the TV.
What's really cool is that I only have the infection in one ear so I can turn to one side if I want to hear you, and then turn to the other if I don't.
What's not cool is massive copays. You see my insurance is like Monopoly money. I might as well take out 'baltic ave' or that little top hat playing piece instead of my insurance card when i visit the doctor. After paying a massive copay and then paying for medicine, I'm invited back by the doctor the following week. I'm invited back only to hear that it's still not healed and I'll have to come back again next week too. At this point I feel like I'm slowly being robbed and I question whether my doctor is actually a doctor, but I mean my hearing is important. I need to hear things I think.
My hearing is now coming back, so I guess it's worth one week of pay to the doctor. The only thought I'm left with is...do adults even get ear infections? Isn't that something newborns get? What's wrong with me.Let's face facts, I have an ear infection and now I'm broke
What's really cool is that I only have the infection in one ear so I can turn to one side if I want to hear you, and then turn to the other if I don't.
What's not cool is massive copays. You see my insurance is like Monopoly money. I might as well take out 'baltic ave' or that little top hat playing piece instead of my insurance card when i visit the doctor. After paying a massive copay and then paying for medicine, I'm invited back by the doctor the following week. I'm invited back only to hear that it's still not healed and I'll have to come back again next week too. At this point I feel like I'm slowly being robbed and I question whether my doctor is actually a doctor, but I mean my hearing is important. I need to hear things I think.
My hearing is now coming back, so I guess it's worth one week of pay to the doctor. The only thought I'm left with is...do adults even get ear infections? Isn't that something newborns get? What's wrong with me.Let's face facts, I have an ear infection and now I'm broke
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I need to update this more often
Sunday January 3, 2010 @ 11:02 PM
Let's face facts, in this new year, I need to make a new commitment to facing facts. No more excuses, no more bullshit.
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